National English Toffee Day – did you
know that toffee is mostly sugar and water, so it must be easy to
make. Here's a recipe if you want to give it a try today.
http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/816/Simple-English-Toffee131672.shtml
Bubble Bath Day – I haven't had a
bubble bath in years but today is a great day to relax in a warm tub
full of bubbles with a glass of wine on the sitting next to you.
Maybe play a little music and burn a little incense if you like.
Just make sure you don't fall asleep.
National Male Watcher's Day – Today
the women have permission to turn the tables on the men and publicly
admire any man you find to be attractive. So ogle to your hearts
content.
Show And Tell At Work Day – Why
should Kindergarteners have all the fun? Find something interesting
that you have done and show and tell your boss and/or coworkers
today.
Argyle Day – Argyle, for those who
are not aware, is a pattern of colored diamond shaped blocks on
clothing. Don't feel bad, I had to look up the explanation, too.
Fashion is not my forte. But today is the day to find something
argyle hiding in your closet and wear it for all to see.
Earth's Rotation Day – Obviously the
earth rotates every day, but for some reason, whoever created this
day decided we needed to be reminded of that fact.
Midwife's Day or Women's Day – This
is a Greek holiday, but I like it and I think it should be celebrated
here too! On this day, women in Greece stop doing housework and
instead spend time in cafe's socializing while their husbands do the
housework and take care of the kids. The web site I found said that
in some villages, men that are found outside are drenched with cold
water.
War On Poverty Day – On this day in
1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson declared war on poverty during his
State of the Union address. His policies resulted in increasing
support for Roosevelt's policies from decades before as well as
starting new welfare programs.
Well, to consolidate celebrations
today, clearly you need to wear something in an Argyle pattern, be
aware of the rotation of the earth and not complain about welfare.
That's easy for some of us, hard for others. Then we can do a little
show and tell presentation at work (if you work at home, show and
tell with your spouse and/or children and/or animals) using the
toffee that you made that morning as your exhibit, make sure you go
out for lunch so you can ogle the men in the area. If you're Greek,
you can come home to a clean house with happy and well cared for
children, courtesy of your husband, and you can wrap it all up with a
luxurious soak in a relaxing bubble bath. Have fun!
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